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Zod Wallop
William Browning Spencer, White Wolf, $5.99

Zod Wallop is a book I picture lying in wait for readers in the space between REM's "Let Me In" and Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are. What are you looking for in a book: the end of the world? Death? Dismemberment? Slavering monsters? Romance? Conspiracies? All of this and a monkey to boot, hard to beat that.

Harry Gainesborough's dead daughter is the engine that drives the book, both the one you hold in your hands and the two versions within. You see, Harry Gainesborough was an increasingly successful children's book author and illustrator until he stopped writing after the death by drowning of his only daughter, Amy. Four years -- a divorce and a bout of alcoholism that ended in his agent committing him to a psychiatric hospital ­ later, he's still not over it. He did manage to finish the book he'd started before Amy's death, the ubiquitous Zod Wallop, but what the world doesn't know is that the bestseller, whose film rights Harry's agents now want to sell, is a fake. After the tortured protests from a fellow inmate at Harwood Psychiatric facility and the theft of the only copy of the manuscript, Harry rewrote his dark and terrible original draft into the saccharine sweet version that went on to sell so well.

That inmate, Raymond Sweet, is the other half of this novel. He is the nexus between possible worlds, heaven and hell, madness and hallucination. He is Harry Gainesborough's biggest fan, with talents that are more than a little on the disturbing side. Ever since he nearly drowned at an early age he seems to have been endowed with immense psychic abilities which are acting as the conduit for the darkness' within the original Zod Wallop to come to our world.

William Browning Spencer has obviously spent much of life immersed in books; reading, writing, and contemplating them. As much as this is an adventure, horror, or fantasy novel, it is also an exploration of where a novel resides within and without us and our relationship to fiction. Zod Wallop is a Schrodinger's book: if no one ever opens it, is the story inside still there?

The characters are pretty believable, with fears and motivations that are clear -- and sometimes -- understandable. Unfortunately there are a few talking heads, including Harry's ex-wife; although we know he loves her, there's not enough here to give us any real idea as to why. But the antics and the relationships between the inmates of the asylum, their families, employees and employers keep the interest level high. The warring CEO's are creations to be proud of, and, by the end, you'll be looking over your shoulder for them.

If we're lucky, Speilberg will come along and completely bastardize Zod Wallop into a movie; on the other hand, Tim Burton might get his hands on it and give us the only road movie to end the millennium with.
I recommend it to any fan of kid's books, horror, fantasy, or even 'modern American literary fiction. Talented writer, good book, as the book jacket says, "Readers are not encouraged to attempt living out its events, however."

 

This review first appeared in Weird Times 9.