August '03 It's a funny old world.
Then there was the matter of those
cartoons -- if they can be
dignified with that name, which I doubt.
This page will be added to slowly.
Slowly? Slowly. Because I am rather hoping that odd things will not
be commonplace here. There was that thing
that came in the mail a while ago.
Earlier in the Odd Corner:
Odd? I know odd. Oddjob, 'e was
a pal of mine, 'e was. Til that geek in the suit brought him down.
Dub Low Steven or something. Oddjob was always good for a pint 'e
was. Spin off series, 'e said to me 'bout a week before 'e bought
it, din't 'e? Wot's 'at then? I asks 'im. 'e just puts 'is finger
to 'is nose and says, Got to keep it quiet, I 'ave. Then 'e asks if
I need another pint. Lovely bloke.
But it dun't matter anymore, 'e's
long gone, 'e is. But ave you seen that Dub Low Steven character since?
'e's awful! Done strange things to 'is face, they 'ave. Looks completely
diff'rent than 'e did. Can't act neither. Oddjob would 'ave 'im now,
no doubt about it. I miss Oddjob, I do.
The boss dropped his 'to
do' list.
We had vol.
2, no. 1 fact-checked as a favor to our lawyers after the debacle
with Hilaire Belloc issue one, this was their report.