To Do List for new headquarters building:

• Polish brass bannister of double spiral stairway from ground to top floor.
• Sand and varnish ballroom floor.
• Install ethernet or some other such very fast internet line rather than this horribly slow thing we now have, and
• call Bell Atlantic and ask why their lines are so crap.
• Write thank you notes to the moving company for three days and 25 workers who worked for nothing more than tea and a place to play croquet.
• Buy tea.
• Look into purchasing adjacent building for staff accommodation.
• Bribe local Customs officers to ensure Cadbury's, Green & Black's chocolate and Single Malts arrive on schedule.
• If above does not work, contact police about inevitable staff riot and try and re-establish contracts with friendly Customs office.